Taylor Swift’s high school ex? Wedding filmmaker’s claim has the internet screaming

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Taylor Swift’s high school ex? Wedding filmmaker’s claim has the internet screaming

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Taylor Swift’s “high school ex” story that nobody asked forSo apparently, the internet has discovered a brand-new character in the never-ending Taylor Swift cinematic universe: a wedding filmmaker named Andrew Slye, who boldly declared himself Taylor’s high school ex.

Yep, while the rest of us were busy celebrating Taylor and Travis Kelce’s engagement (cue the collective swoon over those dreamy Instagram pics), this guy slid in with: “Hey, remember me?”Spoiler: the internet’s reaction was basically—bro, no one remembers you.

Timing is everything… or in this case, nothing

Taylor’s fairytale engagement had Swifties crying happy tears, flooding timelines with heart emojis, and manifesting a Kelce-Swift wedding that’ll break the internet.

Meanwhile, Andrew popped up like the guy in rom-coms who stands up during the wedding ceremony and yells, “I OBJECT!” Except instead of dramatic music and gasps, Twitter responded with memes and a collective “Andy, get over it.”

Enter: Andrew, the self-proclaimed ex

Andrew didn’t just claim the ex-title and walk away. Oh no—he went full content creator mode. His post? A casual shrug of a caption:“That feeling when your girlfriend from high school finally gets engaged.

I used to tell myself: Andrew, it'll be okay.”Translation: “Yes, I’m THAT guy. Please clap.”Of course, Swifties immediately sharpened their claws. Comments flooded in like confetti at a Taylor concert:“The real question we all want to know… do you have a song?” - Dakota Garman.“Looks like you’re a wedding photographer… maybe she can use one coming up?!” -Danielle, serving sarcasm with a smile.“Which song of hers was about you?” - some random but very valid fan.To which Andrew, clearly enjoying his fifteen minutes of fame, replied:“The one where she says, ‘I love the gap between your teeth.’”

Proof? Or just vibes?

As if the internet wasn’t clowning hard enough, Andrew upped the ante by dropping a picture of himself and Taylor back in the day.Cue Guy G sliding into the comments: “Wow, now that is a small world. Hope you’re invited to the wedding. What year was the picture from?”And how did Andrew respond? Did he confidently deliver receipts? Nope.

He literally asked Grok (yes, the AI chatbot) to tell him the year.The internet, of course, lost it. Suddenly, it wasn’t about whether he dated Taylor, it was about how hilariously unserious this whole thing felt. Swifties’ Final VerdictSo, where do we land on this? Taylor’s fans are treating Andrew like the background character who tried to sneak into the spotlight. It’s giving “guy from high school who still brings up that one time you danced at prom.” Meanwhile, Taylor’s out here planning a wedding with an NFL star, releasing record-breaking albums, and casually being the most famous woman on the planet.Look, maybe Andrew and Taylor really did have a teenage romance. Maybe he is immortalized in some deep-cut lyric we’ll never confirm. But the real story here isn’t their high school fling, it’s how the internet turned his little “Hey, remember me?” moment into comedy gold.At the end of the day, Taylor’s moving forward with her happily-ever-after. And Andrew? Well, he’ll always have that picture, that caption, and the internet’s eternal reminder:“Andy, get over it.”

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