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If you Google Nikki Glaser, you’ll find the algorithm’s tidy answer: 5 feet 9 inches tall, roughly 175 centimetres. But that number is just the opening act. The real story is how a tall, self-aware woman from Missouri grew into one of the sharpest voices in American comedy—towering over the stage in both stature and spirit.
How tall is Nikki Glaser?
In show business, height is both a literal measurement and a metaphor. Glaser stands at about 5′9″ (1.75 m)—taller than most female comics and almost eye-level with her male peers. That presence matters. On stage, she fills the frame before she’s even said a word. In interviews, she jokes about looking intimidating but feeling like a bag of insecurities wrapped in a long body.Her physicality is part of the act: she slouches, paces, leans in, and straightens up at the punchline, using every inch like punctuation.
When she’s riffing on sex, shame or social media, you can feel the confidence of someone who’s learned how to command space in a world that rarely offers it to women.And during her Saturday Night Live monologue, she even turned her height into a punchline:“I date a short guy. He’s shorter than me. But he’s like really hot. And I honestly think that’s why I got him — because I could never get his face on a taller model. If you want a 10 in the face, you have to go for 5′7″.”That one joke summed up her entire brand: self-aware, irreverent, and just dangerous enough to make everyone laugh a little too hard at themselves.
The Midwest comic who stood tall
Nikki Glaser Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
Born in Cincinnati, Ohio, and raised in St. Louis, Missouri, Nikki Glaser started doing stand-up while studying English at the University of Kansas.
Her early gigs were in small-town comedy clubs, where she tested jokes about dating and depression before audiences that didn’t know what to do with a tall blonde dissecting her own body image.That tension became her trademark. She wasn’t the “hot girl comic” or the “quirky everywoman”—she was both, constantly undercutting one with the other. Her height made her look like a model; her material made her sound like your most brutally honest friend at 2 a.m.
Height as armour, height as honesty
On stage, Glaser’s 5′9″ frame serves as a kind of comedic armour.She can stride into a joke about therapy, eating disorders or bad sex with the confidence of a runway model and the timing of a surgeon. Then she dismantles that confidence from within, describing her insecurities with surgical precision. The contrast—between how she looks and how she feels—is what makes her jokes sting and stick.She once said she got into comedy because she wanted control over how people laughed at her.
That’s what height does too: it gives you perspective, literal and emotional. You can see the absurdity from above.
From clubs to SNL
Glaser’s career has been a steady climb. She broke through on Last Comic Standing, earned her own Comedy Central show Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, became a podcast mainstay (You Up?, The Nikki Glaser Podcast), and eventually found her sweet spot as host and roaster. Whether it’s FBoy Island or the Tom Brady Roast, she brings the same rhythm—half-mean, half-maternal, all in control.
Her hosting turn on Saturday Night Live showed the full evolution.
The tall, sharp-dressed woman walking that stage wasn’t trying to fit in; she was taking ownership of it. There’s something poetic about a woman long criticised for being “too tall, too blunt, too much” becoming the one who now towers over America’s most iconic comedy stage.
The woman behind the jokes
Offstage, Glaser is open about being sober, vegan, and perpetually anxious.
She’s spoken candidly about body dysmorphia, disordered eating, and the hell of trying to stay “camera-ready” in a business built on scrutiny. That vulnerability—delivered with the precision of a sniper and the warmth of someone who’s survived it—has made her one of the most relatable comics of her generation.She still lives part-time in St. Louis, close to her parents, which feels fitting. For all her success, she’s never quite left behind the tall girl from Missouri who didn’t fit in but made everyone laugh anyway.
The final measurement
So yes, in the most literal sense, Nikki Glaser is 5 feet 9 inches tall (about 175 cm). But the truer measure is her range. She stands tall in a profession still dominated by men, jokes about things women were once told never to mention, and turns her own discomfort into the audience’s release.If you’re keeping score: height 5′9″.Stage presence: seven-foot energy.Impact: still rising.


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